Mark Zuckerberg invested $10B on the metaverse and all he got was this dumb selfie

I do not wish to begin this post by personally assaulting Mark Zuckerberg’s eyes, which have in years past been referred to as “two weird lil black marbles” and “vacant, black shark eyes.” Who would not look entirely bereft of a soul after attempting to discuss the web to the United States Senate? I likewise do not require to recommend Mark Zuckerberg might in truth be a robotic, given that there’s a whole meme neighborhood committed to that joke. I am preventing these simple, apparent dunks on ol’ Zuck due to the fact that his newest “metaverse” selfie looks so bad, he’s currently owned himself more difficult than I potentially could.

Zuckerberg published a screenshot from Meta’s Horizon Worlds (opens in brand-new tab) on Facebook previously today, stating that he’s “looking forward to seeing people explore and build immersive worlds” in the VR “metaverse.” The screenshot is not simply bad: it is exceptionally bad. It is paradoxical clipart bad. It is stock-cratering, anyone-other-than-a-billionaire-CEO-would-immediately-be-fired-for-this bad. Meta invested $10 billion on establishing whatever the hell it’s making with the metaverse in 2015, and all it’s got to reveal for it is an infant doll-faced Zuckerberg hovering in front of a mini Eiffel Tower.