‘Fashion Police Squad’ Blasts Enemies Into Beautiful Outfits
Fashion Police Squad sees you shooting fashion crimes off of people, brightening up drab outfits, dreary clothes, and poor fits using special firearms.
This wild arena FPS sees you guiding Sergeant Des across Trendopolis, dealing with all kinds of fashion faux-pas (I spent an unreal amount of time figuring out the plural of pas for someone who studied French immersion). Everyone seems to be taking it pretty personally that you don’t like their clothes, too, as they’re aggressively fighting back. Expect people flinging briefcases, flames, and anything else they have on-hand. I guess some people don’t appreciate your efforts to make them look and feel better. But I guess I wouldn’t really know what to do if someone tried to shoot my socks and sandals off, either.
Now, Sergeant Des doesn’t just have a magic gun that fixes ANY outfit. You have to use the right tools to fix specific issues with what folks are wearing. Your 2DYE4 Carbine Elite will give dreary clothes a splash of color that should brighten everyone’s day, your Tailormade will fix loose fits, and other guns will be better for other problems. You need to flip between them depending on your foe’s fashion problem, which (funny enough) made me aware of some of my own fashion crimes. Also, you can swing around the environment using a belt. Grappling hook-like tools in an FPS are my weakness, and something about doing it with a belt makes it funny AND fun to do.
Fashion Police Squad takes a concept that sounds hilarious – fixing outfits with guns – and makes a delightfully chaotic and fun shooter out of it. I wasn’t sure how it would come together when I first heard about it, but now that I’ve had it in my hands, it’s just an utter blast. A fashionable blast?
Fashion Police Squad is available now on the Epic Games Store and Steam.
