This week I have been mostly playing The Witcher 3 Some luddite ripped the fibre optic cabling out of my house recently which has left me bereft of interwebs, with only next-gen Geralt for company. Yes, I have been the victim of an IRL DoS attack. This month I have been mostly testing gaming laptops I’ve had four different RTX 40-series gaming laptops on the test bench this month, all with varying degrees of desirability. From ‘oh god, no’ with the MSI Titan GT 77, to ‘oh actually, maybe’ with the Asus Zephyrus M16. Not a rousing success, then…
The goose is screaming as the final, distended golden egg tears its way loose of the ruined cloaca and plops onto the floor, its fragile shell cracking on impact. In a moment the screaming stops, the goose’s neck goes limp, its head drops, and it breathes its ragged last breath. After each successive golden egg, the farmers pumped more growth hormones into the poor, weakened beast, until at last those shiny eggs had grown so big they tore up its insides.
Yes, killing the goose that laid the golden eggs is a tortured metaphor for the PC gaming market at the moment. And yes, I have been listening to a lot of Alan Partridge recently.
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