Thank goodness Corsair’s ‘Elite Tactile Distractors’ aren’t a real product, or else I’d never get anything done

April Fools’ is a weird day for anyone who covers PC gaming hardware. We get slammed with press releases and trailers for joke products and games. The strangest thing is that sometimes I’ll see a joke product and think, “Damnit, I’d actually buy that.” Well, Corsair decided to send over its April Fools joke to me, and I’m a little relieved that no one actually sells these things.

Corsair calls the FT 100 Keycaps ‘elite tactile distractors,’ which will replace your more useless keys (looking at you, SCRLK) with something more practical like a full-sized fidget spinner, a knob, or a dial.